The following are ACTUAL answers given by contestants on " Family Fortunes" in the UK:    (Yes, We're THAT stupid !!)

- Name something a blind person might use - A sword

- Name a song with moon in the title - Blue Suede Moon

- Name a bird with a long neck - Naomi Campbell

- Name an occupation where you need a torch - A burglar

- Name a famous brother and sister - Bonnie & Clyde

- Name a dangerous race - The Arabs

- Name an item of clothing worn by the Musketeers - A horse

- Name something that floats in the bath - Water

- Name something you wear on the beach - A deckchair

- Name something Red - My cardigan

- Name a famous cowboy - Buck Rogers

- Name a famous royal - Mail

- Name a number you have to memorize - 7

- Name something you do before going to bed - Sleep

- Name something you put on walls - Roofs

- Name something in the garden that's green - Shed

- Name something that flies that doesn't have an engine - A bicycle with wings

- Name something you might be allergic to - Skiing

- Name a famous bridge - The bridge over troubled waters

- Name something a cat does - Goes to the toilet

- Name something you do in the bathroom - Decorate

- Name an animal you might see at the zoo - A dog

- Name something associated with the police - Pigs

- Name a sign of the zodiac - April

- Name something slippery - A conman

- Name a kind of ache - Fillet 'O' Fish

- Name a food that can be brown or white - Potato

- Name a jacket potato topping - Jam

- Name a famous Scotsman - Jock

- Name another famous Scotsman - Vinnie Jones

- Name something with a hole in it - Window

- Name a non-living object with legs - Plant

- Name a domestic animal - Leopard

- Name a part of the body beginning with 'N' - Knee

- Name a way of cooking fish - Cod

- Name something you open other than a door - Your bowels

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