The Geography of a Woman
Between the ages
of 18 - 21 a woman is like Africa or Australia. She is half discovered, half
wild and naturally beautiful with bush land around the fertile deltas.
Between the ages of 21 - 30 a woman is like America or Japan. Completely
discovered, very well developed and open to trade especially with countries with
cash or cars.
Between the ages of 30 - 35, she is like India or Spain. Very hot, relaxed and
convinced of its own beauty.
Between the ages of 35 - 40 a woman is like France or Argentina. She may have
been half destroyed during the war but can still be a warm and desirable place
to visit.
Between the ages of 40 - 50 she is like Yugoslavia or Iraq. She lost the war and
is haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary.
Between the ages of 50 - 60 she is like Russia or Canada. Very wide, quiet and
the borders are practically un-patrolled but the frigid climate keeps people
away.
Between the ages of 60 - 70 a woman is like England or Mongolia. With a glorious
and all conquering past but alas no future.
After 70, they become Albania or Afghanistan. Everyone knows where it is, but no
one wants to go there.
The Geography of a Man
Between the ages of 15 - 70 a man is like Zimbabwe - ruled by a dick.