The Quickies

- Did you hear about the short sighted circumciser?   He got the sack. (boom boom)

- Avoid jet lag by simply taking an earlier flight, thus arriving fully refreshed and on time

- Old telephone directories make ideal personal address books. Simply cross out the names and address of people you don't know.

-  Four fonts walk into a bar. The barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

- A woman walks into a bar and asks the barman for a double entendre. So he gave her one

- A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

- Dyslexic man walks into a bra....

- A seal walks into a club...

- A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says: "Pint please, and one for the road."

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