Humorous Gibberish
Laughter is the best medicine, or so they say. Its not true, a very good friend of mine caught syphilis from a midget hooker, and we all laughed at him for ages, but to no avail. Poor bastard is still scratching his left ball, we still laugh, he still itches; medicine my arse.
Anyways, here is some humorous gibberish to entertain, while you wonder about the very little woman you picked up in that bar, who you then gave money to for a 'good time' and why you have been pissing like your genitals are on fire ever since.
1. The Dave Cork Auction He really was auctioned off, just to raise money for the needy (i.e. us)
2. Ass-kicking - another very funny Ebay auction Not one of mine unfortunately.
3. Big Brother Always worth a laugh.
4. President Bush versus Monkey Kingdom
5. The Colour Recognition Challenge Its not funny, but it will confuse you.
6. Nursery Rhymes Kindergarten it is not.
7. You Know You're Living In The 00's Sad, but too many ring true for me.
8. A Typical Apne Being Asian, a lot of this rings true..........unfortunately
9. Why Men Should Not Baby Sit Amen to that
10. Quickies Ladies love them
11. Star Wars : The Empire Strike Back: Extra-special Edition Ties up lose ends left by Episode 1
12. The Real Diary Of Anne Frank Was discovered recently and has been authenticated
13. Some Recent British Statistics It's not just the Americans who are idiots.
14. Stuff You Really Feel/Should Know That includes you!!
15. Lord Of The Rings Review Check out this short review!
16. Family Fortunes Actual answers given on the show.
17. Queen Mothers Book Of Condolences Actual condolences written by the public.
18. The Real Diaries Of Cats And Dogs Our cat is a retard that believes he's a dog anyway.
19. How To Shower Like A Man And A Woman The truth hurts, doesn't it ladies?
20. Engineers Point Of View The human control boxes.
21. SMEE Got to love the Irish.
22. Just A Reminder In case you forget
23. Microsoft Word Phenomenon I just cannot figure it out (by the way you have to be really really bored to try this)
24. Chicken The answers to the age old question
25. Rules For Dealing With Women If there could ever be any.
26. Film Rules The definitive guidelines for making movies.
27. The Geography Of A Woman Sad........but true
28. Rednecks Yeeeehhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwww!!!!!!!
29. A Few Good Users You can't handle the truth
30. Damn! Its Good To Be A Man The evidence speaks for itself
31. Office Olympics You must start a league
32. The Best Halloween Costume Ever Unless you are a bit offended obviously
33. New Album Cover For Michael Jackson Says it all really
34. TOP 10 Nationality Lists . . . Racist? not really, just the truth
35. You Know the Computer Belongs to a Redneck if.... you know who you are
36. Question That Remain Unanswered any help with these would he muchly appreciated
37. Pub Slang Dictionary Make sure you know the correct terminology
38. Dubya's Bushisms : George W. Bush Dumb Quotes Damn that man's dumb...Ladies and Gentlemen the President of the United States...
39. Funny, Silly, and Dumb Quotes it's not just Dubya who's at it
40. Rules for Real Men It's not just about being a man, it's about being a real man
41. Women's World Records Bless them for they are all champions
42. It's a Bling World Fashizzal
43. Kids Books I still like reading kids books before bed
44. Random Funny Pics everyone likes a giggle