The Ultimate Movie Quote Quiz - Answers

"""No unnecessary shots, Conrad, 'cause we know what they do."" - ""Make infected pockets full of bile, sir""" THREE KINGS
" ""Yo, Fletcher, how's it hangin'?"" - ""Short, shrivelled, and always to the left."" " LIAR LIAR
A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti. THE SILENCE OF THE LAMBS
"A hustler has to get out of town as quick as he can, but a good con-man, he doesn't have to leave until he wants to" MIDNIGHT STING
"""After all your posturing, all your speeches, you're nothing but a common thief"" - ""I am an exceptional thief""" DIE HARD
"All these weddings, all these years, all that blasted salmon and champagne and here I am on my own wedding day, and I'm... eh... em... eh... still thinking" FOUR WEDDINGS AND A FUNERAL
"Been here a week now, waiting for a mission, getting softer. Every minute I stay in this room, I get weaker, and every minute Charlie squats in the bush, he gets stronger" APOCALYPSE NOW
"You like this ring? You want to keep the hand this ring is on? If I see or hear or smell you anywhere near my gorillas, you'll be writing with your other hand and I'll have a new ashtray" GORILLAS IN THE MIST
"""And I use that to fuck them some place fairly uncomfortable"" - ""What, like the back of a Volkswagen?"" " MALL RATS
"""And then you got Darth Vader, the blackest brother in the galaxy, Nubian god!"" - ""What's a Nubian?""" CHASING AMY
Are you gonna pull those pistols or whistle Dixie? THE OUTLAW JOSEY WALES
"Aristotle was not Belgian, the principle of Buddhism is not 'every man for himself,' and the London Underground is not a political movement! Those are all mistakes, Otto. I looked them up." A FISH CALLED WANDA
Asps. Very dangerous. You go first RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK
Bananas up the tail pipe?!? BEVERLY HILLS COP
Birdie num-nums! THE PARTY
"Bless me, Father, for I have just killed quite a few men." DESPERADO
Boards don't hit back ENTER THE DRAGON
"Bring a pitcher of beer every 7 minutes till someone passes out, and then bring one every 10 minutes" BACK TO SCHOOL
"Cancel the kitchen scraps for lepers and orphans, no more merciful beheadings, and call off Christmas!" ROBIN HOOD: PRINCE OF THIEVES
Candy gram for mongo! BLAZING SADDLES
All you boys seemed to have learned is that Caesar is a 'salad dressing dude.' BILL AND TED'S EXCELLENT ADVENTURE
Now here come two words for you: Shut the fuck up MIDNIGHT RUN
Always bet on black PASSENGER 57
"An armed Negro cowboy costume in a room full of white, Southern, former slave-owners. You'll win first prize" WILD WILD WEST
And I guess that was your accomplice in the wood chipper FARGO
"""And though every single human in the stands or in the commentary boxes was at a complete loss for words, the man who in his life had uttered fewer words than any of them knew exactly what to say"" - ""That'll do, pig. That'll do""" BABE
"Any fool with a dick can make a baby, but only a real man can raise his children" BOYZ IN THE HOOD
Anyone else want to negotiate ? THE FIFTH ELEMENT
"Afraid? Now let's get this straight, Rubble, I don't need permission from my wife to make a decision. In my cave, I reign supreme, 'SUPREME'!." THE FLINTSTONES
get away from her you bitch!! ALIENS
"Get up, boy. I bet you can squeal. I bet you can squeal like a pig" DELIVERANCE
"Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape!" THE PLANET OF THE APES
"Go back to your fancy cars, and your big bank accounts, and your celebrity friends, and your beautiful women, and Victoria Silvestedt, Playmate of the Year... FUCK!" BASEKET BALL
"Good heavens, no! I'm a chicken! The Royal Air Force doesn't allow chickens behind the controls of complex aircraft!" CHICKEN RUN
"Greetings, Professor Falken" - "Hello, Joshua" - "A strange game. The only winning move is not to play. How about a nice game of chess?" WAR GAMES
"I don't think so. We just cut up our girlfriend with a chainsaw. Does that sound ""fine""?" EVIL DEAD 2
"""Have you ever killed anyone?"" - ""Yes, but they were all bad""" TRUE LIES
"""Hawkeye Pierce? I got a twix from headquarters about you...says you stole a jeep"" - ""No sir, no, I didn't steal it. No, it's right outside""" MASH
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. THE PRINCESS BRIDE
"Hear you've been in therapy, you know, thinking you blew it with the greatest girl ever, and really it turns out that getting your dick stuck in your zipper was the best thing that ever happened to you." THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT MARY
"He's just a delivery boy. I'm not afraid of the man who wants ten nuclear weapons, Colonel. I'm terrified of the man who only wants one" THE PEACEMAKER
"Him? Name's Kelly. Used to be a lieutenant, until somebody gave the order to attack the wrong hill. Wiped out a half a company of G.I.'s. Somebody had to get blamed and he got picked" KELLY'S HEROES
"His first night in the joint, Andy Dufresne cost me two packs of cigarettes. He never made a sound." THE SHAWSHANK REDEMPTION
How do you shoot the devil in the back? And what if you miss? THE USUAL SUSPECTS
I am not an animal! I am a human being! I am a man! THE ELEPHANT MAN
I bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the god damned common courtesy to give him a reach around. FULL METAL JACKET
"I carry a big stick and I'm the meanest motherfucker in the valley. Two sharks down, Lord, one demon fish to go" DEEP BLUE SEA
I did not achieve this position in life by having some snot-nosed punk leave my cheese out in the wind FERRIS BUELLERS DAY OFF
"I didn't want it to end this way, I wanted Hauser back, but nooo, you had to be Quaid." TOTAL RECALL
"I do what I do best, I take scores. You do what you do best, try to stop guys like me" HEAT
"I don't know you! I don't know Sam, but let me tell you what he did to me. He kept me up all night singing 'I'm Henry the Eighth I Am.'" GHOST
I can't fire them. I hired these guys for three days a week and they just started showing up every day. That was four years ago. HIGH FIDELITY
I have crossed oceans of time to find you DRACULA
"I just gotta know: After 600 years, how's that dick workin', pretty good?" VAMPIRES
"I just want to apologize to Josh's mom, and Mike's mom, and my mom. I am so sorry! Because it was my fault. I was the one who brought them here. I was the one that said ""keep going south."" I was the one who said that we were not lost. It was my fault, because it was my project. I am so scared! I don't know what's out there. We are going to die out here! I am so scared!" THE BLAIR WITCH PROJECT
I just went out there and performed sexual favours. Six hundred and thirty-four blow jobs in five days... I'm really quite tired. ERIN BROCKOVICH
"I know a way out of Hell. Find a small boy, about this high, whose parents have been killed, and raise him as your own. But make sure he is Muslim, and raise him as one" GANDHI
"I like you Sal, that's why I'm going to kill you last" COMMANDO
I make this look good MEN IN BLACK
"""I woke up early and took the liberty of milking the cow"" - ""We don't have a cow, we have a bull"" - ""I'm gonna brush my teeth""" KINGPIN
"""Rhett... If you go ... where shall I go? What shall I do?"" ""Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn""" GONE WITH THE WIND
I see dead people SIXTH SENSE
"""I thought cops always said, 'Freeze!' "" - ""Well, I say 'don't move.' Move, Snow White, and you're dead!"" - ""And I say I am dead... and I move""" THE CROW
"I used to call it stroking the salami, yeah, you know, pounding the old pud. I never did it with baked goods, but you know your uncle Mort, he pets the one-eyed snake 5-6 times a day." AMERICAN PIE
"If the Martians land, the're gonna need a place to stay! Just like everybody else!" MARS ATTACKS
I was born to love you. I was born to lick your face. I was born to rub you. But you were born to rub me first. CADDYSHACK
I was just admiring your cage CON AIR
"I'd show you but I'm too old, I'm too tired, and I'm too fuckin' blind. If I were the man I was five years ago I'd take a flame-thrower to this place" THE SCENT OF A WOMAN
Idolater! Your soul is required in hell! NEW JACK CITY
If I could only have one food for the rest of my life? That's easy. Cherry Pez. Cherry flavour Pez. There's no doubt about it. STAND BY ME
If it bleeds we can kill it PREDATOR
"If the milk turns out to be sour, I ain't the kinda pussy to drink it." LOCK STOCK AND TWO SMOKING BARRELS
"If you ever get the chance, shower with them. I did. Mmm, it's a mind scrambler. Hurts so good" WEIRD SCIENCE
I'll be taking these huggies and uh whatever cash you got RAISING ARIZONA
I'll hit the brakes and he'll fly right by TOP GUN
"Hello? We're your new neighbours. Don't be alarmed, we're negros" BAD BOYS
"""Help me take this mask off"" - ""But you'll die"" - ""Nothing can stop that now. Just for once, let me look on you with my own eyes""" RETURN OF THE JEDI
"I had the most absurd nightmare. I was poor and no one liked me. I lost my job, I lost my house, Penelope hated me and it was all because of this terrible, awful Negro" TRADING PLACES
"I met this six-year-old child, with this blind, pale, emotionless face and, the blackest eyes... the DEVIL'S eyes! I spent eight years trying to reach him, and then another seven trying to keep him locked up for I realized what was living behind that boy's eyes was purely and simply... EVIL!" HALLOWEEN
"I miss the peace of fishing like when I was a boy. Forty years I've been at sea. A war at sea. A war with no battles, no monuments... only casualties. I widowed her the day I married her. My wife died while I was at sea, you know" THE HUNT FOR RED OCTOBER
"I need your clothes, boots and your motorcycle!" TERMINATOR 2
"Hey, psycho, it's over. Now please get out of my Van Halen T-shirt before you jinx the band and they break up" THE WEDDING SINGER
"I realise that when I met you at the turkey curry buffet, I was unforgivably rude, and wearing a reindeer jumper" BRIDGET JONES DIARY
"I repeat: price check on Vagiclean, aisle five. That's Vagiclean. We've got a customer down here with a full-on fallopian fungus. She's baking a loaf of bread and I think it's sourdough." ME, MYSELF AND IRENE
"I say hurl. If you blow chunks and she comes back, she's yours. If you spew and she bolts, then it was never meant to be" WAYNE'S WORLD
"I eat breakfast 300 yards from 4000 Cubans who are trained to kill me, so don't think for one second that you can come down here, flash a badge, and make me nervous."" " A FEW GOOD MEN
I feel a great swell of pity for the poor fool who comes to that school….. looking for trouble X MEN
I found a cure for the plague of the 21st century and now I've lost it MEDICINE MAN
How dare you come into this office and bark at me like some little junkyard dog? I am the President of the United States! CLEAR AND PRESENT DANGER
"It's like fire and ice, basically. I feel my role in the band is to be somewhere in the middle of that, kind of like lukewarm water" THIS IS SPINAL TAP
It's not gonna be an orgy! It's a toga party. ANIMAL HOUSE
"""I've watched you your whole life, I saw you taking your fist step, your first word, your first kiss. I know you better than you know yourself. You are not going to walk out that door"" - ""You never had a camera inside my head""" THE TRUMAN SHOW
"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die" BLADE RUNNER
"Look but don't touch. Touch, but don't taste! Taste, don't swallow. Ahaha! And when you're jumpin' from one foot to the next, what is he doing? He's laughin' His sick, fuckin' ass off. He's a tight-ass! He's a sadist! He's an absentee landlord. Worship THAT? NEVER!" THE DEVIL'S ADVOCATE
"Look, I really don't think they flew 90 billion light years to come down here and start a fight." INDEPENDENCE DAY
"Look, spaghetti arms. This is my dance space. This is your dance space. I don't go into yours, you don't go into mine" DIRTY DANCING
Looks like he's gonna enter the holy of holies! Cloitus un-interuptus GRUMPY OLD MEN
"Made it, Ma! Top of the world!" WHITE HEAT
"It's open, come in. My attorney will be in touch with you about the damage to the door. Otis, take the gentleman's cape, would you?" SUPERMAN
"I've killed women and children. I've killed everything that walks or crawls at one time or another. And I'm here to kill you, Little Bill, for what you done to Ned" THE UNFORGIVEN
"""Just how obscene an amount of cash are we talking about here? Profane or really offensive?"" - ""Really offensive""" PRETTY WOMAN
Just like a Wop to bring a knife to a gunfight THE UNTOUCHABLES
"Last night, Darth Vader came down from planet Vulcan and told me that if I didn't take Lorraine out that he'd melt my brain." BACK TO THE FUTURE
Life is NOT a malfunction! SHORT CIRCUIT
Listen to me Anthony. I got your head in a fuckin' vise. I'll squash your head like a fuckin' grapefruit if you don't give me a name CASINO
"No, it is not. How much can you know about yourself, you've never been in a fight? I don't wanna die without any scars. So come on; hit me before I lose my nerve" FIGHT CLUB
"No, we don't gnaw on our kitty, just stroke him and love him" AUSTIN POWERS: THE SPY WHO SHAGGED ME
"Nobody's ever gone the distance with Creed, and if I can go that distance, you see, and that bell rings and I'm still standin', I'm gonna know for the first time in my life, see, that I weren't just another bum from the neighbourhood." ROCKY
"Most of all I longed for death. I know that now. I invited it. A release from the pain of living. My invitation was open to anyone. To the whore at my side, to the pimp that followed. But it was a vampire that accepted" INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE
"Now listen to me, all of you. You are all condemned men. We keep you alive to serve this ship. So row well, and live." BEN HUR
Now that's what I call high quality H2O THE WATER BOY
"Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine" CASABLANCA
"Oh man, I can't fucking believe this. Another basement, another elevator. How can the same thing happen to the same guy twice?" DIE HARD 2
"Pop quiz, hotshot" SPEED
Prince Im-Ho-Tep thanks you for your hospitality... and for your eyes... and for your tongue... but I'm afraid more is needed. THE MUMMY
Psychos do not explode in sunlight FROM DUSK TILL DAWN
Quit calling me Jesus! Do I look Porta Rican to you? My name is Zeus!! DIE HARD WITH A VENGEANCE
Regulators! Mount up YOUNG GUNS
"Remember, at 4:00 you have to shove a pineapple up Hitler's ass." LITTLE NICKY
"Rick, I want Debbie. You dump her and I'll give you cash. Ten thousand dollars, plus a G.E. toaster oven; a Litton microwave; a Cuisinart; Michelin tires, brand new; a set of Sears' best metric tools…" THE BACHELOR PARTY
"""Why in the world do you wanna go digging any deeper into the Nite Owl killings, Lieutenant?"" ""Rollo Tomasi""" LA CONFIDENTIAL
See my mule don't like being laughed at A FISTFUL OF DOLLARS
Send a maniac to catch a maniac DEMOLITION MAN
Shut that cunt's mouth before I come over there and fuck-start her head! THE WAY OF THE GUN
So raise your hand if you think that was a Russian water-tentacle THE ABYSS
"So, Marcus, I hear a woman at work has got you pussy whipped" BOOMERANG
"So, what do you think is more exciting? Having sex or boosting cars?" GONE IN SIXTY SECONDS
Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill BLADE
"""Surely you can't be serious"" - ""I am serious, and don't call me Shirley""" AIRPLANE
"Taking dinosaurs off this island is the worst idea in the long, sad history of bad ideas" THE LOST WORLD
"Something good happens, 'It's His will.' Something bad happens, 'He moves in mysterious ways.'" THE END OF DAYS
The old man was right. Only the farmers won. We lost. We always lose THE MAGNIFICENT SEVEN
The price is wrong bitch HAPPY GILMORE
The royal penis is clean COMING TO AMERICA
"The world isn't run by weapons anymore, or energy, or money. It's run by little ones and zeroes, little bits of data. It's all just electrons" SNEAKERS
"Them sirens loved him up, and turned him into a horny toad!" O BROTHER WHERE ART THOU?
"Then you got to get sent to a slam, where they tell you you'll never see daylight again. You dig up a doctor, and you pay him 20 menthol Kools to do a surgical shine job on your eyeball" PITCH BLACK
There are children here somewhere. I can smell them. CHITTY CHITTY BANG BANG
"There are no utensils in medieval times, thus, there are no utensils AT Medieval Times. Would you like a refill on that Pepsi?" CABLE GUY
There is no spoon THE MATRIX
"""There's no smoking in this building, Ms. Tramell"" - ""What're you going do? Charge me with smoking?""" BASIC INSTINCT
They called me Mr. Glass UNBREAKABLE
"They say people don't believe in heroes anymore. Well, damn them! You and me, Max, we're gonna give 'em back their heroes!" MAD MAX
"This is kind of an unusual request, but do you have any marijuana I might be able to buy from you? You see, our car exploded yesterday and I'm almost out of my own" ROAD TRIP
"Crom, I have never prayed to you before. I have no tongue for it. No one, not even you, will remember if we were good men or bad. Why we fought, and why we died. All that matters is that today, two stood against many. Valor pleases you, so grant me this one request. Grant me revenge! And if you do not listen, the HELL with you!" CONAN THE BARBARIAN
We decided to make it female so it would be more docile and controllable SPECIES
We didn't land on Plymouth Rock. Plymouth Rock landed on us! MALCOLM X
We got a secret weapon. God is our co-pilot! THE CANNONBALL RUN
"We make sacred pact. I promise teach karate to you, you promise learn. I say, you do, no questions" THE KARATE KID
"Well I ain't sorry for you no more, ya crazy, psalm-singing, skinny old maid!" AFRICAN QUEEN
"""Well, then let's introduce ourselves. I'm Damien Karras"" - ""And I'm the Devil! Now kindly undo these straps!""" THE EXORCIST
"We're adding a little something to this month's sales contest. As you all know, first prize is a Cadillac Eldorado. Anybody want to see second prize? Second prize is a set of steak knives. Third prize is you're fired" GLENGARRY GLEN ROSS
"Let me get this straight. You know her, and she knows you, but she wants to eat him. And everyone's okay with that? DID I MISS SOMETHING?" THE LION KING
"What ever you do, don't fall asleep" A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET
"There is no way, NO way that you came from my loins. The first thing I'm gonna do when I get home is punch your momma in the mouth" SMOKEY AND THE BANDIT
What kind of a host invites you to his house for the weekend and dies on you? WEEKEND AT BERNIES
What's the matter Colonel Sandurz? Chicken? SPACEBALLS
"""What've you been doing with your life?"" - ""Uhhh, professional killer."" - ""Oh? Good for you, it's a ... growth industry""" GROSSE POINTE BLANK
"When a man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher's knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross" DIRTY HARRY
"When there are no more dragons to slay, how will you make a living, knight?" DRAGON HEART
Where does he get those wonderful toys? BATMAN
Why worry? Each one of us is carrying an unlicensed nuclear accelerator on his back GHOSTBUSTERS
"I'm rejuvenated, rehabilited, reassimilated, and it didn't take no 15 years like your honor said!" CARLITO'S WAY
"""Stanfield I presume"" - ""At your service"" - ""This is from matilda""" LEON
"Ya know, I read a lot. Especially about things... about history. I find that shit fascinating. Here's a fact I don't know whether you know or not. Sicilians were spawned by niggers" TRUE ROMANCE
"Yeah, it's the kind of mission where you get medals, but they send them to your relatives" PEARL HARBOUR
"""Yeah, well I'm having a hard time concentrating. Can you do something about it?"" - ""Like what, kill him again?""" THE ROCK
"You remember the stories John use to tell us about the the three chinamen playing Fantan? This guy runs up to them and says, ""Hey, the world's coming to an end!"" and the first one says, ""Well, I best go to the mission and pray,"" and the second one says, ""Well, hell, I'm gonna go and buy me a case of Mezcal and six whores,"" and the third one says ""Well, I'm gonna finish the game."" I shall finish the game, Doc" YOUNG GUNS 2
"You are one wise Caucasian, Vic!" SHAFT
You are right. The devil has come to Tsavo. I am the devil THE GHOST AND THE DARKNESS
"You ask me if I have a God complex? Let me tell you something... I am God."" " MALICE
"Somebody took my phone number and called Afghanistan. Afghanastan! I've never talked to anyone in Afghanistan, I don't know nobody in Afghanistan, and even if did know anyone, I wouldn't talk to that Afghan ass for three hours! I won't talk to my daddy for three hours" LETHAL WEAPON 4
"You want to compare brainpans. I won the Westinghouse prize when I was 12, big deal. Published at 19, so what. I got a double doctorate from MIT at 22, Chemistry and Geology. I taught at Princeton for two and a half years. Why do I do this? Because the money's good, the scenery changes and the let me use explosives" ARMAGEDDON
Never touch a black mans stereo RUSH HOUR
"You want your colon cleansed? Fine, I'm gonna clean mine! [Farts.] There, my colon is clean. My colon is squeaky clean" THE NUTTY PROFESSOR
"You know what you need? What you need is a fatty boom batty blunt. Then I guarantee you'll see an ocean, a sailboat and maybe some of them big-tittied mermaids doin' some of that lesbian shit." MALL RATS
"You know, I've personally flown over 194 missions and I was shot down on every one. Come to think of it, I've never landed a plane in my life" HOT SHOTS
"But, I'm funny how? Funny like a clown? I amuse you? I make you laugh? I'm here to fuckin' amuse you?" GOODFELLAS
You mean Tito! Toto is what we ate for dinner last night! RUSH HOUR 2
You wanna fuck with me? Okay. You wanna play rough? Okay. Say hello to my little friend SCARFACE
You wanna put that in English for those of us who don't speak Spy? THE WORLD IS NOT ENOUGH
"""This is Admiral Bates speaking. I am trying to get a hold of Chief Ryback. Is he about?"" - ""He is in a gunfight right now. I'm gonna have to take a message""" UNDER SIEGE
You'll enjoy Mr. Barlow. And he'll enjoy you SALEMS LOT
Your move creep ROBOCOP
"You're a big man, but you're out of shape. With me it's a full time job. Now behave yourself." GET CARTER
You're going to need a bigger boat JAWS
You're not trying to draw a psychos pension. You really are crazy LETHAL WEAPON
You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off THE ITALIAN JOB
"You're scum, Wayne; you did it for RATINGS. You don't give a shit about us or anybody else except yourself; that's why nobody gives a shit about YOU. That's why 'helicopters' were not 'deployed.'" NATURAL BORN KILLERS
"You're the disease, and I'm the cure" COBRA
"""Wait. wait, wait …... Christ? You knew Christ?"" - ""Knew him? Shit, nigga owes me five bucks""" DOGMA
"We are now the Knights who say... ""Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG! Zoom-Boing! Z'nourrwringmm!""" MONTY PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAIL
"This is my house, I have to defend it." HOME ALONE
"The Almighty thinks he can get me out of this, but he's pretty sure you're fucked" BRAVEHEART
"The ants pick the food, the ants eat the food, and the grasshoppers leave!" A BUG'S LIFE
The Master Control Program has chosen you to serve your system on the game grid TRON
The next woman takes me on's gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars! ONE FLEW OVER THE CUCKOO'S NEST
"Why'd I have to be born a worker? You soldiers get all the glory. Plus, you get to go out in the world. You know, you meet interesting insects; you get to kill them" ANTZ
Wilson!!!!! CAST AWAY
"""With all due respect, John, It's MY portal"" - ""It's MY HEAD, Schwartz. It's MY head!""" BEING JOHN MALKOVICH
Would you mind not shooting at the thermonuclear weapons? BROKEN ARROW
"""What happened to the old bank? It was beautiful!"" - ""People kept robbing it"" - ""Small price to pay for beauty""" BUTCH CASSIDY AND THE SUNDANCE KID
"What I mean, sir, is if you was to put me with this here sniper rifle anywhere up to and including one mile from Adolf Hitler... with a clean line of sight... well, pack your bags, boys. War's over." SAVING PRIVATE RYAN
I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl. We ate lobster and drank pina coladas. At sunset we made love like sea otters. *That* was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over and over and over… GROUNDHOG DAY
"""You can milk just about anything with nipples"" - ""I have nipples, Greg, could you milk me?""" MEET THE PARENTS
"You can put a cat in an oven, but that don't make it a biscuit" WHITE MEN CAN'T JUMP
You could live of it but it tastes like shit CROCODILE DUNDEE
You gonna bark all day little doggie? Or are you gonna bite? RESERVOIR DOGS
You know what Jack Burton always says... what the hell? BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE CHINA
This snakeskin jacket symbolizes my individuality and belief in personal freedom. WILD AT HEART
You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talkin' to? You talkin' to me? Well I'm the only one here TAXI DRIVER
"When I get angry, Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset. And when Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset... PEOPLE DIE!" AUSTIN POWERS: INTERNATIONAL MAN OF MYSTERY
"When I was in China on the All-American Ping Pong team, I just loved playing ping-pong with my Flexolite ping pong paddle" FORREST GUMP
"""What was your special order twenty-four?"" - ""You read it, I thought it was clear"" - ""What was it?"" - ""Return alien life form, all other priorities rescinded""" ALIEN
"Whatever it is, O'Connell, I'm not interested! Every time I hook up with you, I get shot! Last time I got shot in the arse! I'm still in mourning for my arse!" THE MUMMY RETURNS
I'm saying I'm an insect who dreamt he was a man and loved it. But now the dream is over and the insect is awake. THE FLY
"I'm sorry I didn't build you a stronger ship, young Rose" TITANIC
"""Hoke?"" - ""Yes'm"" - ""You're my best friend""" DRIVING MISS DAISY
"Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid" STAR WARS
"Yeah, but John, if the Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don't eat the tourists" JURASSIC PARK
"Hold on, Sugar! Daddy's got a sweet tooth tonight!" THE MASK
How about that? It's a Mexican standoff. Only we ain't got no Mexicans SHANGHAI NOON
"Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next" GLADIATOR
For England James? GOLDENEYE
"I'm from Mattel. Well, actually I'm from a smaller company that was purchased by Mattel in a leveraged buyout" TOY STORY
I'm giving very serious thought to eating your wife HANNIBAL
"""Is it possible the two utes..."" - ""Uh, uh, two what? Uh, uh, what was that word?"" - ""Uh, what word?"" - ""Two what?"" - ""What?"" - ""Did you say, 'utes'?"" - ""Yeah, two utes."" - ""What is a 'ute'?"" - ""Oh, excuse me, your honour. Two youths."" " MY COUSIN VINNIE
"Give me the child. Through dangers untold and hardships unnumbered, I have fought my way here to the castle beyond the Goblin City to take back the child that you have stolen, for my will is as strong as yours, and my kingdom is as great. You have no power over me" LABYRINTH
It seems that envy is my sin SE7EN
It’s a kind of magic HIGHLANDER
"""I'll tell you what. I'll buy a cup if you buy a box of my delicious Girl Scout cookies. Do we have a deal?"" - ""Are they made from real Girl Scouts?""" THE ADDAMS FAMILY
"I'm a Toydarian, mind tricks don't work on me. Only money. No money, no parts, no deal" STAR WARS: THE PHANTOM MENACE
"I'm Agent Johnston, this is Special Agent Johnston. No relation" DIE HARD
"I'm always frank and earnest with women. Uh, in New York I'm Frank, and Chicago I'm Ernest" THE LONG KISS GOODNIGHT
"""I'm Jim Morrison"" - ""And who's he?"" - ""A weird naked Indian""" WAYNE'S WORLD 2
I'm not even supposed to be here. I'm just 'Crewman Number Six.' I'm expendable! I'm the guy in the episode who dies to prove how serious the situation is! I've gotta get outta here! GALAXY QUEST
I'm packing your extra pair of shoes and your ANGRY eyes! TOY STORY 2
"Once upon a time there were three very different little girls who grew up to be three very different women with three things in common: they're bright, they're beautiful, and they work for me. My name is Charlie" CHARLIE'S ANGELS
"I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me. You know, that or, uh, His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing." THE BIG LEBOWSKI
I'm your huckleberry TOMBSTONE
Initiations over Michael………time to join the club THE LOST BOYS
"Two households, both alike in dignity. In Fair Verona where we lay our scene. From ancient grudge break to new mutiny. Where civil blood makes civil hands unclean. From forth the fatal loins of these two foes, a pair of star-crossed lovers take their life" ROMEO AND JULIET
"Don't be silly, Toto. Scarecrows don't talk" THE WIZARD OF OZ
"It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses." THE BLUES BROTHERS
It's a Sicilian message. It means Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes THE GODFATHER
It's amazing what you can do when you don't have to look at yourself in the mirror HOLLOWMAN
Define irony: a bunch of idiots dancing around on a plane to a song made famous by a band that died in a plane crash. CON AIR
Did you hear that? She called me a 'noble steed.' She thinks I'm a steed SHREK
"""Do you know how to use that thing?"" - ""Yes! The pointy end goes into the other man.""" THE MASK OF ZORRO
"Do you know what ""nemesis"" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this instance by an 'orrible cunt... me!" SNATCH
Do you leave a light on after bedtime? Because I get a little scared in the dark sometimes. If it's a strange place. THE GREEN MILE
" ""Do you expect me to talk?"" - ""No Mr. Bond! I expect you to die!""" GOLDFINGER
"""Doctor, can you give the Court your impression of Mr. Striker?"" - ""I'm sorry. I don't do impressions. My training is in psychiatry""" AIRPLANE 2
"Don't nobody go in the bathroom for about 35, 45 minutes. Somebody open up a window." FRIDAY
"Don't push me, or I'll give you a war you wouldn't believe. Let it go" FIRST BLOOD
"Et cetera, et cetera, et cetera!" THE KING AND I
"""Don't touch me!"" - ""Or what?"" - ""Or I'll touch you back""" DRAGON: THE BRUCE LEE STORY
"Elliot, I don't think he was left here intentionally, but his being here is a miracle, Elliot. It's a miracle and you did the best that anybody could do. I'm glad he met you first" ET
"Fredo, you're nothing to me now. You're not a brother, you're not a friend. I don't want to know you or what you do. I don't want to see you at the hotels, I don't want you near my house. When you see our mother, I want to know a day in advance, so I won't be there. You understand?" THE GODFATHER PART 2
Germany has declared war on the Jones boys INDIANA JONES AND THE LAST CRUSADE
"""Did you hear that? They called me a whore! They actually called me a whore!"" - ""But Segnora Peron, it's an easy mistake. I'm still called an admiral, though I gave up the sea long ago""" EVITA
"Do you know how easily I could kill you, Frank? Do you know how many times I watched you go in and out of that bar? You are still alive because I have allowed you to live so you show me some GOD DAMN RESPECT!" IN THE LINE OF FIRE
"Look at that! Look how she moves! That's just like Jell-O on springs. Must have some sort of built-in motor or something. I tell you, it's a whole different sex!" SOME LIKE IT HOT
Explorers in the further regions of experience. Demons to some. Angels to others HELLRAISER
Murdock………….. I'm coming for YOU RAMBO 2
My brother Numsie has forgiven me!! THE GOLDEN CHILD
My first day as a woman and I am already having hot flashes. MRS DOUBTFIRE
"""My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks!"" - ""In a row?""" CLERKS
"""No disintegrations"" - ""As you wish""" THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK
"""No I'm not your friend"" - ""Well, see, I like to plan my comings and goings with friends, so if you're planning my comings and goings I'd call that presumptuous, in fact I'd call it downright rude""" CAPE FEAR
"OK, last one to kill a bad guy buys the beer" LOST IN SPACE
"OK, then... plan B, why don't we just kill each other?" FACE/OFF
"Okay, 'sempai', apple pie, whatever you want me to call you" RISING SUN
Mary... I desperately want to make love to a school-boy. DUMB AND DUMBER
"Mmmmmmm, this is a tasty burger" PULP FICTION
"""Mom said that when I wear this badge you're supposed to treat me like a man of the law"" - ""Yeah, and Mom also told you not to stick your dick in the vacuum cleaner!""" SCARY MOVIE
Mr. McGee... don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry THE INCREDIBLE HULK
"Or, if it's election night, and you're excited and you wanna celebrate because some fudgepacker that you date has been elected the first queer president of the United States and he's going to have you down to Camp David, and you want someone to share the moment with. Even then, don't knock. Not on this door. Not for ANY reason. Do you get me, sweetheart?" AS GOOD AS IT GETS
"It's Hebrew, it's from the Talmud. It says, ""Whoever saves one life, saves the world entire.""" SCHINDLER'S LIST
"My name is not now, nor has it ever been, Fred. My name is Paul, Paul Varjak. Say it! Paul Varjak!" BREAKFAST AT TIFFANY'S
Never touch a china mans stereo RUSH HOUR 2
"No, I don't hate Balboa. I pity the fool" ROCKY 3
"Oh, please don't kill me, Mr. Ghostface, I wanna be in the sequel!" SCREAM
One day someone like me is gonna kill you and your whole FUCKIN' RACE STARSHIP TROOPERS
Oy! Ten thousand years can give you such a crick in the neck! ALADDIN
"Please, lets call it a tallywacker. Penis is so personal" PORKY'S
"I can't take it anymore, Felix, I'm cracking up. Everything you do irritates me. And when you're not here, the things I know you're gonna do when you come in irritate me. You leave me little notes on my pillow. Told you 158 times I can't stand little notes on my pillow. ""We're all out of cornflakes. F.U."" Took me three hours to figure out F.U. was Felix Unger!" THE ODD COUPLE
"I'm not kidding, that boy's head is like Sputnik; spherical but quite pointy at parts! Aye, now that was offsides, now wasn't it? He'll be crying himself to sleep tonight, on his huge pillow" SO I MARRIED AN AXE MURDERER
"Of course, you can say it backwards, which is dociousaliexpilisticfragicalirupus, but that's going a bit too far, don't you think?" MARY POPPINS
Is that a rabbit in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT
"That man right there is my brother and if he doesn't get to watch 'People's Court' in about 30 seconds, he's gonna throw a fit right here on your porch. Now you can help me or you can stand there and watch it happen" RAIN MAN
He killed a dog last night because the dog was scratching around in the garden. You know why? Because he had something buried in that garden that the dog scented REAR WINDOW
"Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me... aren't you?" THE GRADUATE
"""Hold me"" - ""I can't""" EDWARD SCISSORHANDS
"You think I'm a thief? You see, I'm not the thief. I'm not the one charging 85 cents for a STINKING SODA! You're the thief! I'm just standing up for my rights as a consumer" FALLING DOWN
"I think now, looking back, we did not fight the enemy, we fought ourselves. The enemy was in us. The war is over for me now, but it will always be there, the rest of my days. As I'm sure Elias will be, fighting with Barnes for what Rhah called ""possesion of my soul."" There are times since, I've felt like a child, born of those two fathers. " PLATOON
"Yes, they deserved to die! I hope they burn in hell!" A TIME TO KILL
"I know I'm human. And if you were all these things, then you'd just attack me right now, so some of you are still human. This thing doesn't want to show itself, it wants to hide inside an imitation. It'll fight if it has to, but it's vulnerable out in the open. If it takes us over, then it has no more enemies, nobody left to kill it. And then it's won" THE THING
"""Would you be willing to cut your hair?"" - "" Well, yeah, but it would probably be better if someone else did it. I've had a few... Accidents""" BOWFINGER