As a small child (♫ sound of slow music, ♪ ideal for reminiscing ♫) I spent almost every Saturday at the Drake Cinema in Plymouth (sadly now closed) watching afternoon matinees, sometimes two a day (helps if your Dad is friends with the manager). I watched all the classics such as Raiders Of The Lost Ark, Star Wars and Sinbad And The Eye Of The Tiger, and as a result I am addicted to movies. Ah, movies! Where would we be without them? Probably doing something more fruitful.
Therefore, utilising the left side of my brain (or was it the right side?), I have slapped up a few movie reviews to entertain, titillate and generally confuse. All the reviews are rated with the good old fashioned, time approved 1-10 scale. Plus some might get the highly prestigious honour of one of the following two symbols - the 'spankingly good movie' or the 'bad monkey.......no banana' awards. Avoid the latter at all costs!
Remember, don't be a stranger, new updates are posted every few days. Also, please feel free to send in reviews. Anyways, without further ado, on with the reviews.
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••• 28 Days Later •••
••• 2 Fast 2 Furious •••
••• 40 Days And 40 Nights •••
••• 51st State •••
••• 8 Mile •••
••• A Man Apart •••
••• About A Boy •••
••• About Schmidt •••
••• Adventures Of Pluto Nash, The •••
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After The Sunset •••
••• Agent Cody Banks •••
••• Ali •••
••• Ali G Indahouse •••
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A v P: Aliens Versus Predator
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••• American Wedding •••
••• Anger Management •••
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Around The World In
80 Days
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••• Austin Powers In Goldmember •••
••• Avenging Angelo •••
••• Bad Boys 2 •••
••• Bad Company •••
••• Baise Moi •••
••• Ballistic: Ecks Vs. Sever •••
••• Bandits, The •••
••• Barbershop, The •••
••• Battle Royale •••
••• Behind Enemy Lines •••
••• Biker Boyz •••
••• Blackball •••
••• Black Hawk Down •••
••• Black Knight, The •••
••• Blade II •••
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Blade: Trinity •••
••• Blair Witch Project, The •••
••• Boat Trip •••
••• Bourne Identity, The •••
••• Bowling For Columbine •••
••• Bringing Down The House •••
••• Brotherhood Of The Wolf, The •••
••• Bruce Almighty •••
••• Bulletproof Monk •••
••• Cat in the Hat, The •••
••• Catch Me If You Can •••
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Catwoman
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••• Changing Lanes •••
••• Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle •••
••• Chicago •••
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Chronicles of Riddick, The
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Collateral
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••• Collateral Damage •••
••• Confessions Of A Dangerous Mind •••
••• Count Of Monte Cristo, The •••
••• Country Bears, The •••
••• Cradle 2 the Grave •••
••• Crocodile Hunter : Collision Course •••
••• Crop Circles: Quest for Truth •••
••• Daddy Day Care •••
••• Daredevil •••
••• Death To Smoochy •••
••• Dickie Roberts: Former Child Star •••
••• Die Another Day •••
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Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story
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••• Dog Soldiers •••
••• Dreamcatcher •••
••• Dumb And Dumberer: When Harry Meet Lloyd •••
••• Eight Legged Freaks •••
••• Elf •••
••• Equilibrium •••
••• Extreme Ops •••
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Fahrenheit 9/11 •••
••• Freddy Got Fingered •••
••• Final Destination 2 •••
••• Finding Nemo •••
••• From Hell •••
••• Four Feathers, The •••
••• Gangs Of New York, The •••
••• Guru, The •••
••• Half Past Dead •••
••• Harry Potter And The Chamber Of Secrets •••
••• Harry Potter And The Philosopher's Stone •••
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Harry Potter And The
Prisoner Of Azkaban •••
••• Haunted Mansion, The •••
••• Head of State •••
••• Hellboy •••
••• Hero (Ying xiong) •••
••• Holes •••
••• Hollywood Homocide •••
••• Hot Chick, The •••
••• Hulk •••
••• Hunted, The •••
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I, Robot •••
••• I Spy •••
••• Ice Age •••
••• Importance Of Being Earnest, The •••
••• Insomnia •••
••• Intolerable Cruelty •••
••• Italian Job, The (2003) •••
••• Jackass : The Movie •••
••• Jamie Foxx : I Might Need Security •••
••• Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back •••
••• Johnny English •••
••• Jungle Book 2, The •••
••• Juwanna Man •••
••• K-Pax •••
••• Kangaroo Jack •••
••• Kate And Leopold •••
••• Kill Bill: Volume One •••
••• Kill Bill: Volume Two •••
••• Kiss Of The Dragon •••
••• Kung Pow •••
••• Lara Croft : Tomb Raider •••
••• Lara Croft : Tomb Raider : Cradle Of Life •••
••• Last Samurai, The •••
••• League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen, The •••
••• Lilo And Stitch •••
••• Lord Of The Rings, The : The Fellowship of the Ring •••
••• Lord Of The Rings, The : The Two Towers •••
••• Lord Of The Rings, The : The Return of the King •••
••• Lost In Translation •••
••• Love Actually •••
••• Maid In Manhattan •••
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Man On Fire •••
••• Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World •••
••• Master of Disguise, The •••
••• Matrix Reloaded, The •••
••• Matrix Revolutions, The •••
••• Mean Machine •••
••• Men In Black II •••
••• Medallion, The •••
••• Minority Report •••
••• Monsters Inc •••
••• Mr Deeds •••
••• My Big Fat Greek Wedding •••
••• National Security •••
••• New Guy, The •••
••• Not Another Teen Movie •••
••• Oceans 11 •••
••• Old School •••
••• Once Upon A Time In Mexico •••
••• Once Upon A Time In The Midlands •••
••• One, The •••
••• One Hour Photo •••
••• Osmosis Jones •••
••• Panic Room •••
••• Passion Of The Christ, The •••
••• Phone Booth •••
••• Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl •••
••• Pitch Black •••
••• Pootie Tang •••
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Punisher, The •••
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Ray
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••• Road to Perdition, The •••
••• Rat Race •••
••• Real Cancun, The •••
••• Recruit, The •••
••• Red Dragon •••
••• Reign of Fire •••
••• Resident Evil •••
••• Royal Tenenbaums, The •••
••• Rundown, The •••
••• S1m0ne •••
••• Scary Movie 3 •••
••• School of Rock •••
••• Scooby Doo •••
••• Scorpion King, The •••
••• Series 7 : The Contender •••
••• Serving Sara •••
••• Shallow Hal •••
••• Shanghai Knights •••
••• Shaolin Soccer •••
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Shaun Of The Dead
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••• Shrek 2 •••
••• Showtime •••
••• Signs •••
••• Solaris •••
••• Spiderman •••
••• Spiderman 2 •••
••• Spirit: Stallion of The Cimarron •••
••• Star Trek: Nemesis •••
••• Star Wars: Episode 2: Attack Of The Clones •••
••• Starsky And Hutch •••
••• Stealing Harvard •••
••• Stuart Little 2 •••
••• Sum of All Fears, The •••
••• Super Troopers •••
••• S.W.A.T •••
••• Sweetest Thing, The •••
••• Tears of the Sun •••
••• Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines •••
••• Time Machine, The •••
••• Training Day •••
••• Transporter, The •••
••• Treasure Planet •••
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Troy •••
••• Tuxedo, The •••
••• Two Weeks Notice •••
••• Undercover Brother •••
••• Underworld •••
••• Undisputed •••
••• Van Helsing •••
••• Van Wilder : Party Liaison •••
••• We Were Soldiers •••
••• Welcome To Collinwood •••
••• What's The Worst That Could Happen? •••
••• Windtalkers •••
••• X-Men 2 •••
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Zatoichi
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••• Zoolander •••
Note: for those looking for the clue for the movie quiz, try the red full stop in the second paragraph - but use as a last resort only!